Chapter two: The date of doom and where babies come from

Note: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, nor any of Disney's or Squareenix's characters. I do, however, own my plot, and that's all I need. Sorry for any confusion, but I have to post my chapters under digital something in order to put these up on the internet. enough chitter chatter, onto the next chapter! there's some emo scenes in the beginning, but no, this will not be an overly emo story.

Axel p.o.v.

"So, where do you want to go?" I asked, running my fingers through my porcupine hair. "Umm...how about the park?" "...The park?" "Never mind..." Roxy mumbled, gripping the steering wheel. "No, no, the park sounds...fun." "You hesitated." "Um..." I looked out the window, then said, "Hey! there's my apartment. stop Roxy." "Um...." "What!?" "My brakes." Right as Roxy had to say that, we peaked a hill. "I hate you, Roxy." "I do too. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" I like rollercoasters, and this would have been fun, if not for the fact I had to keep yanking on the steering wheel to keep us from running into people or trees. Roxy, was, how do I put it? A big fat pain in the ass. He let go of the wheel and covered his eyes, and in another time and place, his ass would be mine for blackmailing purposes.

We made it down the hill and coasted slowly into a parking spot next to my apartment. "Roxy? Next time tell me your brakes don't work." "Sure..." I grabbed my bag, useless now that I learned school was more of a hangout then school, and clomped up the stairs. I heard roxy come up behind me, and giving the door a swift kick, i gestured for him to go inside. "You don't have a key to your own place?" "I did, but I think I lost it." Hard to tell with my apartment covered in dirty clothes and un-opened packing crates. "You want something to drink? I've got beer and...beer, and," I sniffed the milk, then blanched."Old milk." "I'll just have water."

I snapped open a beer and turned towards Roxy, almost spitting my sip. His butt was facing me, and oh my god, never before was it so hard not to reach out and grope it. speaking of hard..."Uh, I got to go to the bathroom. Be back in a second." I stood with my back to his eyes and slowly inched my way to the bathroom, wincing as my tight jeans chafed.

Roxas p.o.v.

I knew it, I shouldn't have stuck my ass in his face. I know it was mean, downright cruel, but after him eye raping the crap out of me, I thought a little payback wouldn't hurt. Shifting through the box, my hand touched the surface of a photo-album. well, he was going to be busy for a while.. I leaned and quickly opened the album when I realized he was still "busy". The first photo was of a smiling little red-head who looked smug, like he knew tons of secrets and knew how to use them. Elementry, middle school, finally, highschool. Hot sex toy he was, but a scholar he wasn't. No wonder he was still in tenth grade, I mused, flicking through his report cards. but something was wrong here. Not in one picture was axel with his parents, or with Demyx or any of the teachers he said he had known. Shutting the album, i tossed it back into the box, causing something to fall out. Axel stood inf front of the gates of some...medical institute, with Demyx and the whole gang beaming at the camera.

"What in the.." "It was the first day we got there." Axel said, his head on my shoulder. "when the hell did you get here?! Don't you make noise?!" "Nope." He smirked and grabbed the photo, tossing it into the box. "It's not nice to snoop." he said, flicking my nose with his finger. "Stop it. and I wasn't snooping," I mumbled, looking into his eyes. damn it all, all of my excuses fell apart when i looked into those emeralds. the room shifted, or we did, but it seemed smaller, the distance between us seemed tiny. I could feel his breath on my face, and I took a tentative sniff. Mint, with the after taste of sweet nicotine.

"I um...." don't look at his face, don't look at his face, don't..damn! I looked. Axel smirked, but it wasn't a mocking smirk, just an "I've got you now smirk". He slowly kissed me, and I swear i almost copied the girls in chick flicks and lifted my leg. I've never been a fan of cigarette smoke kisses, but with Axel...it added a flavor. "Yeah, no son of mine's going to be a queer." I stiffened, shoving Axel back. "Roxy? I know it's way too soon, but seeing as we didn't get to our date, I.." "I have to go. See you at school." I practically ran out to my and drove off to my house. I just...I...

Axel p.o.v.

"damn..." I mumbled, staring at the parking space where Roxy had been a few minutes ago. "I shouldn't have pushed him." I punched the wall and slowly slid down into a sitting position. I heard the phone ringing, but didn't bother to get up. I curled up into a ball on the floor, and fell asleep.

Bang! the door slammed against my wall, almost breaking off the hinges. "Peaches, you here?" "Xigbar?!" what time was it? My watch said four A.M. He spotted me on the floor and grabbed me by my shirt, picking me up only to slam his fist into my face. "What the hell was that for?!" I yelled, my eyes blazing and my gloves hissing as they melted. "Demyx has been calling you for hours, ya jerk, and when he couldn't get a hold of you, he thought something bad had happened to you! So I get called at fucking two in the morning with him screaming in my ears, meanwhile, this wakes up Xaldin, and he starts throwing a bitch fit, and finally, I got Zexion grumbling like a god-damned jealous girlfriend!"

"Why the hell is this my fault then!? Just leave me alone!" I yelled, shoving past him and heading out the door. "Hey! Hey, I'm not done with you yet Peaches!" "Why is everyone freaking out over me?!" I turned and slammed my fist towards his face, but he caught it. Shaking, I tried to pull my hand out of his fist, but he held it tighter and pulled me closer. "We care, ya moron, because we all went to that facility, and we were the only ones who came out. And you know it was you who held us together for us to escape with our sanity!"

My anger collapsed,and i sank to my knees. "I think he hates me...I kissed him and he ran off." "Jesus Axel! You can't keep pushing people like this!" I looked up confused, but he gave a friendly smile and patted my head. "Do you know how long it took for me and Xaldin to hook up? Two years." "no!" "Yep. I could barely contain myself, but Xaldin wasn't ready to commit again. He was too busy getting over Luxord..." "Aw, you know he loves you Xig. It was just...tough on him." "I know..anyway, Zexion's already gone over to Roxas's. he won't remember anything." "How..nice." "Zexion's only doing it because you covered for him. Now go to bed, you have school tommorow." "I hate you." "I hate you too Peaches." Xig patted my head again and sent me to bed.

Roxas p.o.v.

God my head...I groaned and pulled the blinds down, but twelve seconds later Mom came in and hit me on my head until I got up. "Damn school..." I mumbled, yanking my clothes on. "Roxas!!!" Groaning, I stumbled to Sora's room, and grabbed the door knob before Sora yanked the door open. "Where's Mom?" He whispered, looking around. "Downstairs. What are you hiding? Drugs?" "No, you know only Leon does that." If you didn't know Sora, you'd swear he was on crack or speed at least..."What is it then?" Sora shifted uneasily, and I could see silver hair sticking up from under the blankets.

"Wh-What the hell!?" "Sssh!! It's not what you think. He came by after you came home and went to bed." "So? mom knows, right?" Sora looked away. Lying was not his forte..."Okay, I'll distract her. tell Riku to climb down the tree near the bathroom. It's almost time he gets here anyway. Go, go!" I motioned and went to go look for Mom. now for a distraction topic..."Hey Mom, when's Leon coming home?" "Next week," she said, not looking up from piling toast and eggs onto our plates. "He's bringing a friend, so I'll be sleeping in the living room so he and his friend can have Dad's room."

Weird...Dad was going to stay in jail for a long time, yet she still called it his room...Mom must really love him. I wonder if Axel would..no. Stop that thought. I shifted from foot to foot, unconsciously frowning. "It's for the best honey," she said, ruffling my hair. I looked up, startled, but she was talking about Leon. "Yeah.." "Leon even said he has a surprse for us," she cheerfully said, climbing up the stairs to get Sora. Behind me a heard a thump, and saw a dazed Riku climb the porch stairs. i opened the door, and he gave a weak smile. "Leaf." "huh? Oh." Riku brushed his shoulder, and gave another weak smile.

Poor Riku...I wonder how long he pined over Sora. "Oh, Riku! You're here early." "Yeah, we have a new class at school and we have to be there early." Riku, on the other hand, had no problem lying. "Okay then, Roxas hitch a ride with Riku and Sora today, and I'll take your car down to the shop to get the brakes fixed." "thanks Mom," I mumbled and grabbed my bag. Sora skipped to the car and gallantly offered the front seat. I swear the glare from Riku could have killed someone, so i wisely crawled into the backseat. "wait, we have to pick up Axel!" "We do, do we?" Riku smirked, but turned onto Axel's apartments anyway. "Axel! Get your ass in the car!" Riku yelled, slamming his fist on the car horn. you'd swear they've known each other..."Do you" "Yep, me and him have been friends for years." "Oh." I whispered, and looked out the window.

Axel p.o.v.

"I'm coming damnit!" I yelled away from the cell phone, but Dem heard me and said, "That's what he said." "oh shut up Dem." After Xig had stopped by, I punched up Dem's number and spent an hour calming him down. In the end, I got an hour of sleep before Riku screamed at me. not a good day today...I climbed into the back, not looking up from texting dem. "Ahem..axe, look who's next to you..." I heard the evil malice in Riku's voice, and knew better then to look up, but i did. Roxy. If I could blush easily, my face would be on fire. His blue eyes questioned me, a small frown on his face. that same face i had kissed yesterday, yet he wouldn't, couldn't remember.

"Uh..hi." uh..hi?! I sounded like a fucking pre-teen girl! Why did he do this to me!? Me, the smooth talking, lady-playing, Axel?! AAHHHH!! "Axel?" "Hm?" "You okay?" Roxy asked, tilting his head sideways. "Yeah." Liar. Riku smirked and pretended not to notice the finger I threw his way. "Students, it has come to my glorious attention, that we have not had the pleasure, no, the privilege, of teaching SEX ED. So Demyx will be teaching SEX ED." Xenmas skipped off of the stage, and the spot light turned towards Dem. It was harder to decide who was more shocked: Dem, or the student body. "First class is highschool, tenth grade to the gym!" Saix announced, and no one in their right mind challenged his rule. "This is going to be fun..." Roxy mumbled. "In more ways then one," I said, giving him a slinky smile. "That's what I'm afraid of."

"O-Okay, c-class, we have to-oo.." Poor dem was shaking so hard he dropped his chalk. "Open your books to page twelve, and each student needs to pair up." Zexion said, snatching the chalk out of Dem's hands and writing his name on the board. I saw Larxene give a coy smile and head toward a lonely Roxy. Over my dead body! "Roxy! Back here!" I yelled, drawing him to me before Larxene got within his earshot. She made a rude gesture then sat next to a confused, yet estatic Sora. Riku gave her a warning glare as he sat down, and she left with a huff, blowing Sora a kiss for measure. she is going to get eaten alive, i though, watching Riku leave dents in the metal chair.

"Time for a demonstration: Axel step up to the front." I sighed, and walked down the aisles to stop next to Zex. "you hate me, don't you?" "Payback's a bitch," He whispered, wiggling his eyebrows. "Now...we need another volunteer..." Don't say Roxy, don't say roxy don't say-"Roxas," Zex smirked again, earning him a slap in the face with my book. "Now, Roxas, you're the girl." "Why am I the girl!?" He pouted. "Because of that. And if Axel was the girl, he'd kill me." "Damn straight." "Why don't you get a girl up here then?" "Because I said so." Zex winked at me, and a slow smirk grew on my face. Oh you sly dog, thank you so much for helping me out here. "Now, any sexual intercourse before marrige is frowned upon. Anybody know why?" Dem raised his hand. "It's because if you're married and committed, you can be mature enough to handle any consequences of your acts," Zex continued, ignoring Dem.

"Now," he said turning towards Roxy and me,"sexual intercourse can happen from the smallest displays of affection. axel, give roxas a hug." "What?! Wait, no Axel do-" Grinning, I smothered his head in my chest and leered at Larxene, who was blushing an amazing shade of red. "Now, kiss." I froze, while Roxy gaped at Zex. "May I remind you, this is a school project, and if you don't cooperate, I'll fail you." Like that mattered, I snorted. Roxy gave zex another glare, but seeing Zex wasn't negogiating, he turned towards me with a scowl. "Don't look at me like that, I don't want to do this either." I mumbled. Lies! When will the lies stop?! Dem giggled, then turned and chuckled, pretending to have a massive coughing fit. "Roxy, we'll do a stage kiss. Only five seconds, then we'll skip," I whispered. He thought it over and nodded. tilting his face with my gloved hand, I lowered my mouth and kissed him. To the class it probably looked like a stage kiss for a romance movie, but for me, that five seconds was heaven and hell. I couldn't get enough, but I knew better then to press it, especially in front of people. We pulled away slowly, and I could see in his eyes conflicting emotions. Passion, confusion, sadness, and...fear? What did he have to fear? "That's enough. Class dismissed, but Axel, you stay." Roxy grabbed his bag and stalked out.

"What was that about?" Zex was an empath, along with his power to erase minds. "You didn't pick up his thoughts?" Dem asked, and I shook my head no. Dem had power over emotions when he played music, but besides that, he had almost no power over the mind. "He's confused...he's always been a pretty straight edge kid before you showed up, and now he's trying to dump 16 years of heterosexuality away. His parents never were much of open minded people." "So i should stop trying?" Zex shook his head. "No, but don't push him so hard. And I have a feeling something's going to happen to change his mother's point of view, at least." I shrugged and grabbed my bag. "So this whole Sex ed idea.." "Our plot. Well, Xenmas called it "the plot of forbidden romance" but there's no way in hell I'm calling it that," Zex snorted. "Thanks. This means a lot to me." Dem came up and hugged me, and said, "Axel, you pulled us through. It's your turn to find some happiness." "Thanks Dem."

Note: Augh!! It took me forever, and I had to rewrite it, but I've found it, and the next chapters will come quicker and be better. I had that emo scene stuck in my head for days, and shrunk it down to hopefully manageble quantities. Mature for reference to what Axel did in the bathroom?